Writer's Notebook

Ladies and Gentleman, I am pleased and proud to welcome you this evening to the founding meeting of the Organised Organic Party (OPP). As a very definite organic being myself it is only fitting that I should be addressing fellow organic beings as we seek to work together in the hope of organising ourselves into an organic whole. This involves each and every individual in this room: as elements we can only function organically once we have been fitted together into a unified whole. This then is our philosophy, and we shall, later in the evening, be hearing from Professor Doctor Ilove Wisdom II who will be presenting our party structure and explaining how this structure is analagous to that of the natural growth of living organisms, being similar in its complexity to that of the natural world. Our party is small but I am sure like other organic being we shall see remarkable growth in this initial period of our history. Let me promise you that our party does not seek merely to influence from the sidelines. Our one aim is to rewrite history by organising our constitution around this one central element of our statement of faith. Only when we achieve this will we be able to put right the organic disorder created at the heart of our society by those opposed to all organic principle. So ladies and gentlemen, without further ado let' us fill our glasses with whatever organic matter we choose and raise them with that most flexible of organs we possess and drink to the ever pervading influence of the world's first Organised Organic Party.